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relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

(via youmakewonderfulthings)

eyeballfarts:

I put on a pushup bra and I still can’t do a single pushup…

(via schloong)

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

abundance-of-kimberly:

BOOM

It’s like they’re trying to prove the stereotype that beautiful women can’t be smart is both true and untrue at the same time

Schrödinger’s Beauty Pageant.

Wait what I’m confused who is trying to prove that? Kinda seems like everyone is saying they’re smart as fuck

(Source: sandandglass, via breathitallout)

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

abundance-of-kimberly:

BOOM

It’s like they’re trying to prove the stereotype that beautiful women can’t be smart is both true and untrue at the same time

Schrödinger’s Beauty Pageant.

(Source: sandandglass, via breathitallout)

future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

(Source: iraffiruse, via bioluminati)

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(Source: slaphat, via someday-i-will-leave-this-place)

a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D

(Source: amoying, via someday-i-will-leave-this-place)

milodinosaurs:

attention: Severus Snape

(Source: lizgillies, via bellatrix-prior)

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

(Source: princess-passion-flower, via bioluminati)

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